“Give me a pizza that” may have been taken too literally on past Holy Ship! events. Holy Ship! is known to be wild and this year’s edition is proving to be no exception. Only two days have passed and the madness is living up to its reputation.
The first a few outrageous stories to come involves a friendly public service announcement from Norwegian Cruise Line, the ships operating company. The letter which was issued to guests started with the headline “Open Pizza Bar For Consumption Only“. One would think this would be an unnecessary warning, but after past events involving guests having sex with the pizza the ship’s staff deemed it necessary for the announcement to be made.
The letter stated:
“We feel it is our duty to remind our guests that pizza is for eating, not fornicating. Sexual acts with our handcrafted pizza can bring unintended health consequences and can pose a safety hazard for other passengers aboard our journey.”
We’ve posted the outrageous letter below. And yes, It’s real.