In news that makes zero sense, here I am writing this. Because quite frankly, how else do I want to start off my week? I couldn’t think of one better thing to be doing with my time. Nope.
The hottest couple of 2018, Lil Xan and Noah Cyrus, have seemingly split after Cyrus posted an Instagram with DJ & producer Ookay. The relatively innocent post sparked quite the relationship crisis between Lil Xan and Noah Cyrus, as Lil Xan accused Cyrus of cheating on him.
*insert joke about millennials and their 2018 dating culture here*
The picture above is what sparked the Instagram meltdown that took the world by storm. Xan claimed “This is the picture, call me whatever but if you my girl you ain’t touching no dude like that sorry aha.” In reality this is most likely a picture from when the two worked together on the Marshmello track “Chasing Colors”.
Quite frankly, I’m not sure what’s going on here. Lil Xan is pissed, Noah Cyrus is crying on live streams, and Ookay is out here either laughing or making a hefty attempt to distance himself from this Internet meltdown as much as possible.
Please carry on with your regularly scheduled activities.